My name is Lauren,but I like to be called Lolo. My goal in life is to have a steady WIFI connection and to get a kitty. I'm paler than Edward Cullen, but way more awesome. My celebrity crushes change every four months like clockwork, it's fucking weird and I don't understand it. I hate Twilight (but have A HUGE LESBIAN CRUSH on Kristen Stewart). I yell about stuff a lot. I'm like a little old man. I also fall asleep in strange places.